![]() Why sit by the fireplace roasting marshmallows when you can literally roast them outside of your home once it burst into flames due to malfunctioning? There’s also a NSFW guide for lovers, which features aphrodisiac uni ($120) and a Roy Lichtenstein nude ($99,950) in addition to the usual lingerie, vibrators and vagina candles ($75).Īh, those damn coochie candles have made their rounds once again. Gwyneth Paltrow has once again revealed her present picks for the holiday season via Goop’s 2022 holiday gift guide - and from a $28,500 Kiki de Montparnasse sex chair (sorry, “boudoir chaise”) to a $420 Gucci pouch for your pup’s poop bags, there’s truly something for everyone on your list. However, Page Six reports if you’re interested in her brand of bankruptcy, head on over to Goop’s guide, where you can purchase that sex chair and overpriced animal dung to counter the bullshit she’s spewing this festive holiday season. And we already know she’s prone to ruining pockets with her line of ridiculously overpriced items on her GOOP website, but maybe if she used some of that money to pay her workers, people wouldn’t recognize her as the modern-day Ebenezer Scrooge. The season of giving and not receiving must mean something different at Gwyenth’s house because she wants everyone to go into 2023 with debt and tears. And once you take a look at her list of suggested holiday items, you’ll wonder why Santa didn’t shove the gift of common sense into her stocking last year. But in her mind, inflation is just a four-letter word created to keep the unfortunate exempt from the luxury she’s accustomed to. Instant pain and cringe! Now, most people outside of Gwyneth’s tax bracket will be receiving well wishes and Dollar Tree greeting cards. But if you’re into masochism, save yourself the $28k and just read any article on Goop. And since this is Goopy Paltrow we’re talking about, it’s, of course, filled with ridiculous shit, like a BDSM chair that costs as much as a Toyota Prius. Of course, there are some down-to-earth items, including make-up and pyjama sets (perfect for Christmas), jewellery, kitchenware, and Paltrow’s own wellness products, on the list too.īelow, we've rounded up 10 of our top picks from the Goop Christmas Gift Guide - including the coveted vagina candle, which is now back in stock - that are actually worth adding to your basket ASAP.Now that Mariah Carey has given us all the thumbs up to start our Christmas shopping, Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop have burped up their gift list. Whilst these Christmas gifts might be on your or your loved one’s wishlist, the likelihood is that your budget is slightly more reflective of the current economic climate, and, like me, dropping four grand on a reformer pilates machine just isn’t in your future. ![]() Gifts from a porcelain Oyster plate (as you do) and a £1,999 portable skin laser, to a £402 crystal whip (which I don’t think is for horse riding) and a £4,345 home Pilates Machine, land in 10 categories such as The Ridiculous but Awesome, The Wellness, The Under-£100, and The Forward-to-Your-SO.Įlsewhere, Goop’s sex-positive approach is evident in The Lover category, where remote-controlled couple’s vibrators sit alongside the brand’s famous This Smells Like My Vagina Candle. But every year we look forward to the Goop Christmas Gift Guide marking the start of the Mariah-season.įrom thoughtful pieces to extravagant expenses, it's safe to say the range of gifts is quirky to say the least. Ever since its launch from Gwyneth Paltrow’s kitchen in 2008, Goop has always championed curiosity and breaking taboos through pop-ups, products, podcasts and more.
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